Xanthippe Van Horne
If you haven’t heard of Xanthippe Van Horne, you’re either dead or permanently out of touch. She’s the 25 year old baby-faced scion of Hollywood’s famous Van Hornes. She’s been topping the charts since she was a fourteen year old. She starred in her first feature film at 17. At 22 she married rapper Damion Stylez and at 23 she buried him after his tragic suicide-by-heroin (Memorialized in the single : Hooked on U babe…). The widow Stylez continued her husbands grand legacy by assuming control of his clothing label and releasing a couple of “Greatest Hits” albums a year. Now at 25, Van Horne is working on re-shoots of all the films her great grandmother Augusta Van Horne used to turn the family into Hollywood royalty – Remakes being the star-makers of the 2010s. She is also getting over the death of Damion in style, having developed a taste for molly-and-cocaine-fuelled bacchanals with just enough media-attention to keep her famous.